The Chronicles of Quiver Dick

Ах*ительно проведенные 2ч+ за прохождением игры. Как и обещает описание - орать будете в голосину, если чувство юмора у вас хоть сколько присутствует (и знаете англ. яз, естественно). Бои в духе старой школы финалок, что примечательно - не кажутся простыми, иногда нужно поднапречься - и это большой +, они не надоедают. Развития персонажа, особо, нет, но это и не нужно тут. Достойна внимания и прохождения.

This one? Pure stupid humor… either you get it or you don’t. The Chronicles of Quiver *** looks cheap, sounds cheap… and plays like a janky point-and-click adventure that leans hard into crude jokes. Humor? Very hit or miss. Gameplay depth? Pretty low. You’re mostly clicking through scenes, solving simple stuff, and listening to ridiculous dialogue. It’s less about gameplay and more about the writing – and that writing is… yeah, special. If the humor clicks with you, you’ll laugh. If not, this is gonna feel like a waste of time. ✅ Dumb humor can be funny in the right mood ✅ Short and easy to finish ✅ Unique vibe ❌ Feels cheap and unpolished ❌ Gameplay is very basic ❌ Humor gets old fast Final verdict: 5/10 – Crude, simple, and very niche. You either laugh or you uninstall.

This game knows exactly what it’s doing. It’s absurd, unapologetic, and surprisingly self-aware at that. Gameplay exists mainly to support the joke, so if you're looking for a polished game you might get disappointed, but tbh.. You don’t really play this expecting any level of depth - you play it to have some lighthearted fun. In that regard, this is a little masterpiece.