Machorium -Muscle Aquarium Simulator-

Machorium is an alright game for an idle game. The progression is really slow even for an idle game, and there really is not much in the way of things to do besides waiting to save up enough points for upgrades. The main thing you can do is spend your time decorating an aquarium while points build up. I do like the theme and the humor of having a bunch of buff dudes swimming around like fish gave me a giggle. There are definitely lots of different ways to customize your muscle tank, but It is more of a game you get to have a laugh with. I do not think the game is worth full price, but you can have a few laughs with friends showing off your ridiculous tanks.

Life changing. Before Machorium, I was weak, wrestling with my own sense of self. Now, I’m so pumped up by my majestic macho men that I’m leaving everything else behind: fear, doubt, friends, and family. Machos have elevated my life to new heights. Watching them flex and perform their acrobatics is such sublime motivation… I just can’t help but feel totally inspired when they’re around. We workout together, share protein-filled meals, admire each other, and just chill while basking in the pure masculinity of it all. They’ve become my new muse *** and I’ve never been happier. This feeling is… true love?