TYRONE SOULZ

this game made me feel like i was a little jewish boy trying to escape 6000000 racist bigoted n@zis. every second felt like a 78 inch tentacle was entering my puckered rectum over and over while my soul watched my body suffer. this game equivalent to *** and ball torture by fire. i would rather have a miscarriage than try to beat this game. no, ethan, this was not fun and you should go *** yourself for even asking me that. after attempt 600, my hair started greying and my fingers withered. i will go get a lobotomy just so i can forget about this experience. go *** yourself

Despite having an extremely funny overview on the the store page, the game is actually very boring and consists of only a single, very difficult, pattern-recognizing boss fight against Tyrone. I think the only thing that would ABSOLUTELY tell me to not recommend this game to you is the fact that its free.

Never has a game series amazed me as much as the Tyrone games. The writing, story telling and world building are so expertly crafted you would easily think this is a Kojima game. The gameplay has a mix of strategy and action unseen by the gaming industry before. Can't wait for the next game in the series.