The Great Rebellion

Ну это типа бальзальт, но вообще игра на 6/10, Боссов мало, реиграбельность для сосалика так себе, оружие приедается, враги скучные, первые двадцать минут вообще чисто экспозиция текстом нах, ну нельзя так. Зато тут хорошая музыка, много отсылок, и уникальный сеттинг. Своих денег по скидке стоит.

Игра настолько базированная что её даже запретили в Германии. Состоит из: Базы Качёвого музла типа синт-ретровейв Джаростного динамичного 2д шмап-рогалика с ураганным и увлекательным геймплеем Райана Гослинга в роли "Буквально меня" Оцениваю в: фундаментальное взятие (based take) из 10

Thought it might be good, went in on it for good jokes and political satire but its way too hamfisted, comes off as tryhard and rly cringe after the first like 15 minutes. In fact everything seems to go downhill comedy wise after you check your terminal. The game actually starts here and the punchlines slow down QUICK, problem is that the game itself just isnt really all that good, the screen is way too tight to the character, the movement is really bad for a platforming game, the retro overlay makes everything hard to see, the ui is fkn tiny, the music is corny, the menu bugs, gameplay consists of boring room to room movement and backtracking, jump is R2?! It feels like someone vibe coded a game and then decided to make it "based" and outsourced what "based" meant by X polls: orthodox christianity, but also paganism. it just doesnt make sense. Which would be fine if it didnt take that as seriously, or if it actually served comedy throughout OR if you could ignore that and still have a good game. But to me, it fails on these fronts. If i want a super "based" game ill play a HOI4 mod, or solar nations. If i want a platformer i have tons of better games i could play. If i wanted a roguelike bullethell the list goes on. If i want something funny in this vein of satire then i have a pretty wide selection of creators and media to pick from, all this game seems to do is hamfistedly reference them and go "member sam hyde? member fauci? member stonetoss?" Its like 40 indians AI scrubbed X and made an out of touch game that very gingerly touches on all of it.