Lombardi's World

Я ненавижу Уилла Толедо, Эндрю Катца, 1 Trait Danger, Mr. Yay Okay, Nervous Young Men, всю группу Car Seat Headrest и всех, кто хоть немного причастен к созданию этой игры. Это не смешно! Зачем они сделали это дерьмо?

astonishing. life changing. breathtaking. once you lombardi's world for the first time there's no coming back. find 29 friends and get ready for an unforgettable experience

Took me 40 minutes to beat this game. Lombardi was so unbelievably sexy that I was too flustered to even get past the point where he was sitting there with his giant pillars. The second I saw him looking at me in Matador HQ I knew that I would struggle to beat this game. Instead of trying to progress through the game I was sitting there just staring and fantasizing what it would be like if he was real. After edging myself to the ideas that I had about said bard, I finally was able to move on to the chair puzzle. Once I saw him sitting in the room staring at me coming towards me I couldn't resist, I jumped out of my chair towards my monitor and broke it, but since it was Lombardi's fault, I wasn't mad. After the bard got out of his place and started running at me I had no choice but to climax. That sexy ratty bastard chasing me through Matador is all that I have dreamed about since playing this game, I can't even think straight anymore, all my thoughts are haunted by this bard. That being said, I recommend this game to any fans of the romance-action genre, it is a masterpiece.