Evolve Lab

This game is NOW the most boring game I've ever played. It basically plays out like any typical soccer match: after 90-minutes, score is still 0-0, then whoever scores the first point in the bonus match WINS. Basically, you move randomly--typically away from the enemy, while they move randomly away from you. Then you fire projectiles in a random direction AWAY from the enemy, while the enemy randomly does actions nowhere near you. This happens for at least 2-minutes until you get direly bored and click the speed-up button. Now mind you, the speed up button is rollercoaster fast, so there's no middle ground between as$-molasses and supersonic. Next, the upgrades are boring. The shop rerolls are unclear and don't describe really what they do. Game got so GD boring, that I had to quit. Idk how I managed to stay this long & I don't know how all these different players managed to play this trash game longer than 20-minutes, never-the-less for hundreds of hours. The game cannot get any more boring. It's like playing Solitaire in eternal rewind, it's like cutting your wrists with pillows. It's like a gang of homeless walked into your elevator and you're silently screaming to breathe.

Bestes Spiel in der Branche! Ihr macht verdammt viel richtig. ein riesen kompliment an Euch, Einzigartig!!! HAmmer!!!! ABER es fehlt, dass man nach dem Kampf schauen kann was der gegner für stats hatte. er hat dich besiegt, warum??? ich würde mich gerne verbessern! das ist eine elementare mechanik die fehlt um das spiel deutlich besser zu machen. Ich habe verloren? WARUM??? Mein build war OP! Ich weiß es nicht. es lässt mich ausrasten!!! bitte bitte baut das SCHNELL nach, liebe developer, es wäre schade wenn das game NICHT gehyped werden würde. DANN: MACHT WERBUNG!"!!!!! WO IST DIE WERBUNG FÜR DAS GAME ICH bin ein Nieschensucher- wo sind die anderen? Ich bin mir sicher wenn ihr das fixed und dem Spiel die Liebe gebührt in Punkto Werbung die es braucht, dass es richtig groß rauskommt!

I've spent way too much time playing this game. - interesting state machine mechanic. Each creature has a series of States that they execute over and over again throughout each fight. As you advance deeper into the planet's ocean and evolve your creature, you add augmentable abilities to these States as well as modify your creature directly with increased stats and Cores. - So many creature builds to make and encounter! - Seriously, there are LOTS of ways to modify your creatures. I can't emphasize this enough! - Losing doesn't feel too bad because you can quickly start another run. And your creature does not go silently. No, it remains at the depth it lost at for the rest of the month, allowing other players to experience your PURE GENIUS and receive COMPLETELY UNFAIR defeat just like your creature did. - If you make it to the deepest depth, players will be FORCED to face your creation to advance (at least until your creature defeats a contender or two, allowing players to advance by COWARDLY defeating a creature your creature defeated). - The game starts you out on a planet with a limited ability pool to warm you up and allows you to unlock planets with more creature types and abilities as you keep playing. - there's a planet whose pool of things you can evolve your creatures with changes each month. You can go here whenever you think you have the metas of the other planets figured out. - I keep talking about your "creature" (singular), but on most planets, you advance with a TEAM of creatures, picking which creature fights which battles to minimize the adverse effects of RNG. This, combined with the plethora of modifications you can make to your creatures leads to lots of strategic decision making and creative freedom. Finally, the game's cheap. GET IT ALREADY!