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Cut cats' balls

Разработчик: Yvciyv · 2025

WindowsОднопользовательская игра
СТАТУС ИГРЫ
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S

Да, стоит играть

Серьёзных проблем нет, минусы описаны ниже

Почему оценка A: отзывы хорошие, но до S не хватает почти единодушной похвалы

Данные SteamОбновлено 3 часа назад

Плюсы

Пока нечего выделить

Минусы

  • Мало отзывов (169) - оценка предварительная
  • Русского языка нет

Согласны с вердиктом?

Сейчас в игре

2

Последний патч

323 дня назад

Свежие отзывы Steam

100% положительных

Языки Steam

Русского нет · всего 2 языка

Текущая цена

42 руб.

Минимальная цена (IsThereAnyDeal): ≈ 78 ₽

Системные требования

Минимальные
Видеокарта
NVDIA GeFoce GTX 760
Процессор
interCore i3-370m
Память
0.29296875 ГБ

Сравним с вашим ПК и прикинем FPS

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Минимальные
ВидеокартаNVDIA GeFoce GTX 760(128 MB)
Процессорinter(R)Core(TM) i3-370m
Память0.29296875 ГБ
СистемаWindows 10/11
Требования - из Steam. Сравнение и FPS - прикидка по классу видеокарты и процессора, а не замер.

Динамика игры

Среднее за вчера2
Изменение за 7 дней−33.3%
Меньше всего за период130 сент.
Пик за период142 окт.

Steam · 25 сохранённых точек · Для длинной истории сохраняется один компактный средний показатель за день.

Отзывы игроков

Подробных отзывов на русском мало - добавлены отзывы на других языках.

Рекомендует· Отзыв на английском

Really funny game! only issue i have with it is the AI generated music... atp just have no music if there isn't a way to make something/pay someone to write smth

3 ч в игре
Рекомендует· Отзыв на английском

Cut cats balls is a simulation game where you work at a clinic and neuter cats all day long. The goal of the game is to overtake the clinic with your elite set of skills and equipment. I recommend Cut cats balls for your steam library because it is extremely silly. I was feeling a little sad before I started playing but now I feel much better and accomplished as I am now the manager and sole employee of a very lucrative cat family planning clinic. I think you should give this game a try! Become the surgeon you were born to be!

6 ч в игре
Рекомендует· Отзыв на английском

Cut cats’ balls is an intentionally provocative and oddball indie title that fully embraces absurdity as its core identity, presenting itself as a casual management game wrapped in dark humor and deliberately blunt presentation. From the moment it begins, it makes no effort to soften its theme or disguise its irreverent tone, instead leaning hard into a cartoonish, exaggerated take on workplace simulation. Visually, the game uses simple 2D graphics with a flat, utilitarian style that feels almost intentionally crude, reinforcing the idea that this is a satirical experience rather than a realistic or emotionally grounded one. The low-detail art and straightforward interface keep distractions to a minimum, making it clear that the developer’s focus is on fast, repeatable gameplay loops rather than spectacle. At its core, the game places the player in the role of a worker at a pet clinic where daily tasks revolve around processing cats through a series of sterilization procedures. Each in-game day sets clear goals, such as reaching a certain score or completing a quota of work, and success depends on executing each step correctly and efficiently. The gameplay is structured around short, repetitive actions that reward accuracy and timing, with penalties applied for mistakes or sloppy execution. This creates a light pressure system that pushes the player to improve their routine and learn the most efficient order of operations. While the premise may sound crude on paper, the actual mechanics function much like a streamlined time-management or job-simulator game, where mastery comes from repetition and optimization rather than complexity. What adds an extra layer of interest is the competitive element built into the workplace setting. You are not alone in the clinic, and other employees act as both background flavor and mechanical obstacles. By performing well, you earn badges that allow you to take over tasks assigned to coworkers, increasing your workload but also boosting your potential score. This system introduces meaningful decision-making, as overextending yourself can easily lead to mistakes, while playing too safely may prevent you from hitting the required performance thresholds. The balance between ambition and control becomes the game’s primary challenge, giving it more strategic weight than its simplistic visuals initially suggest. The tone of Cut cats’ balls is unapologetically niche, relying heavily on shock value and dark comedy to stand out in the crowded indie marketplace. The humor is blunt, occasionally crude, and very much a matter of personal taste. Players who are uncomfortable with themes involving animals, medical procedures, or exaggerated violence will likely find the experience off-putting, even though the game presents everything in an abstract, cartoonish manner rather than with realistic detail. For those who can look past the title and subject matter, the game functions more as a parody of mundane labor and competitive work culture than as a serious commentary on its setting. From a technical standpoint, the game is lightweight and accessible, running smoothly on modest hardware and offering a quick pick-up-and-play experience. Features like Steam achievements and cloud saves add a layer of long-term engagement for completionists, encouraging players to refine their performance and replay days more efficiently. The audio design is minimal, with simple sound effects and background music that serve to reinforce the game’s strange, off-kilter atmosphere without becoming intrusive. While not particularly memorable on its own, the soundscape does its job of maintaining momentum during repeated play sessions. Overall, Cut cats’ balls is a small, unconventional game that knows exactly what kind of experience it wants to deliver. It doesn’t aim for depth, emotional storytelling, or realism, instead offering a compact management loop built around dark humor, repetition, and score optimization. Its appe…

14 ч в игре2 отметок «полезно»

Частые вопросы о Cut cats' balls

Стоит ли играть в Cut cats' balls сейчас?

Да: серьёзных проблем нет. Оценка GameHealth - A: отзывы хорошие, но до S не хватает почти единодушной похвалы.

Сколько человек играет в Cut cats' balls?

Сейчас в Steam 2 чел., в среднем за 30 дней - 5.

Есть ли в Cut cats' balls русский язык?

Нет, Steam не указывает русский язык у этой игры.

Можно ли играть в Cut cats' balls с друзьями?

Нет, это однопользовательская игра.

Пойдёт ли Cut cats' balls на слабом ПК?

Видеокарта: минимум - NVDIA GeFoce GTX 760(128 MB) и 0.29296875 ГБ памяти. Сравнить со своим ПК можно в блоке системных требований выше.

Сколько стоит Cut cats' balls?

42 руб. в Steam.

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