Congratulations On Your Purchase

Seen that a few people asked me already "Why did you buy this?", I want to elaborate a bit. As you have noticed, I already have more than 3 hours at the time of this review, so I did NOT refund the game nor do I have any intention of doing so. I believe, anyone who just bought this to review it after 10 minutes and then got a refund, shouldn't review the game at all because they totally missed the point. I did not buy this spontaneously, but gave it quite a bit of thought. Reasons why I did make the purchase: 1.) This game is really something unique that stands out amongst all the 1000s of games here on Steam. The developer is to be congratulated for having this idea, and being the first to put out such a "game". I'm wrtiing "Game" in "" because it is more an experience than a real game. Yes, I know there was some "I am rich" App for iPhones a decade or so ago, but on Steam this is the first of its kind. That makes both the product and the buyers special. If any other dev was to jump up on the bandwaggon in a few months and maybe make a similar game that was even more expensive (not sure what Steam's price cap is), I wouldn't be interested. It wouldn't be special anymore the second time round. 2.) Owning this game gives me the feeling to belong to an elite circle of people that I (at least currently) could not afford to belong to in "real life". But standing on the red carpet in the palace of this experience serves as a visionary reminder of what one can achieve in real life too. Buying this "game" makes you part of those who DO rather than those who just comment and don't have the guts (or money) to actually get it. Andrew Carnegie once said "There are Winners and Losers". With this "game" I would say: "There are Winners and Lurkers". 3.) People say stuff like "Whoever buys this is a bad person. Why doesn't he use the money to feed the children in Gaza or whatever?". To that I say: "Why should I?". Don't get me wrong, I do a lot of voluntary work in a charity organisation. But the notion that buying luxury items is in itself "evil" because you're not giving the money to the poor is woke leftism at its best. This whole "Eat the rich" mentality does nothing but motivate people to sit on their butts all day instead of working and earning as much as they are able. I - and anyone else - should be allowed and able to both enjoy what we have earned and be entitled to be proud of it and show it through luxury clothing, watches or... this "game". 4.) I am hoping that as more people buy this "game"and seriously understand what it is about, a little society or club can be formed either here on Steam or on the website where I can connect and interact with like-minded people. Something like a "success club". "Success" here being defined as at least being able to shell out the 999.99 for this experience without being broke after. 5.) I like the idea of the wall. While some might just write something meaningless, I tried (and will continue to try) to convey a positive and motivational message through what I leave there. I see the wall as a means to motivate others to strive for success, wealth and happiness. Just as I have and will continue to do so. To those asking "Why should I buy this game?", I want to reply "When you know, you know. Before you know, you don't know". When you purchased it, you will know why you did. You just need to make the decision and commitment. To quote Andrew Carnegie (the richest man of his time) again: "Success and Greatness are always just a decision away!" And by the way, I AM NOT in any way affiliated with the developer nor did I get this "game" for free. SEE YOU ON THE WALL!!!

Reminds me of modernism in art. You don't get it bro, your IQ is just not high enough to understand real art, Piet Mondrian was a revolutionary genius, his squares were a reduction to the most basic shapes while the rat artists raced towards realism bro. Kazimir Malevich's black square is actually a masterpiece, too bad it's all covered in black paint to cover it entirely, bet it would be really good if I could see it. Mark Rothko should've designed flags for your mum's country. Jackson Pollock is the only man in the world that has ever had a worse handwriting than me, his paintings are most likely short essays he wrote in an attempt to finally graduate middle school. The environment in this game is as flat as Barnett Newman's colored lines. If this game had a bathroom the toilet would be made by Marcel Duchamp. Man, screw Ad Reinhardt, Lucio Fontana, Robert Rauschenberg, Ellsworth Kelly, Agnes Martin, Donald Judd, Dan Flavin, Carl Andre, Cy Twombly and all the posers that try to sell scribbles for insane amounts of money like the developer of this game. There's absolutely nothing to gain out of buying a modern art piece, 99% of the 5% of people that would be impressed by it would be purely because of the price point, and the 1% would be tasteless people that most likely own NFTs. Don't try to impress people, focus on what you can achieve in this rather short life. And no, I did not buy it, I got it for free and I wouldn't play it again even if I got paid for it.